Le Weekly #42 — Chocolate Order 🤝
One quote, one word, one shoutout, one story, one neigh from Philosophical Horse and one question.
Greetings everyone. Happy Monday!
Take a moment to reflect on each snippet. Comment your thoughts below.
Le Quote 🗣
“YouTube will teach you how to use TikTok, but TikTok won’t teach you how to use YouTube.” – Ludwe Livi.
Le Word 💬
order (noun) a society of monks, nuns, or friars living under the same religious, moral, and social regulations and discipline.
Le Shoutout 🧣
Last week, five friends met for dinner.
They ate risotto, chatted about their shared interests in life, and sipped red wine in between.
At the end of the evening, two dessert options existed:
A bar of Lindt chocolate.
A tub of Woolies chocolate mousse.
In preparation, one of the guests gathered the empty dinner plates, carried them to the kitchen and returned with the bar of Lindt chocolate…
Only the Lindt chocolate…
“Apologies, I left the chocolate mousse in the kitchen,” the guest said as soon as he remembered.
Unperturbed, the host told the guest not to worry. “It doesn’t matter what order you eat your chocolate in,” he said.
And he was right. The Lindt bar was delicious, and the chocolate mousse was, too, even though they were enjoyed in a random order.
That was some sweet advice.
Shoutout JP Steyn.
Le Story ✍️
The other morning, one car pulled up behind two other cars at a four-way intersection.
All four robots were red. That being said, because the pedestrian lights were flashing, everyone knew the robots were about to turn green again.
Unfortunately, the first car couldn’t wait any longer and decided to go.
Influenced by the first car, the second car followed suit and drove through the red robot, too.
Suddenly, the car that arrived third found itself first. Knowing the robot was about to turn green, it waited along with the other cars at the intersection.
Two seconds passed.
*robot turns green*
The third car entered first gear, turned left, and entered second gear before joining the first two cars at the next set of traffic lights about 50m away.
When you’re sitting in traffic, there is no reason to rush. Just turn on your radio, enjoy the moment, and wait for your light to turn green.
Remember, you’ll have to wait at the next red light anyway.
Le Neigh from Philosophical Horse 🐴
“Neigh.” – Philosophical Horse.
Le Question 🤔
When last did you eat chocolate in the wrong order, and how was it?
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The order in which one chooses to enjoy their chocolate matters less than the sweetness of time spent with friends. That being said, definitely save the best for last and savor the Lindt. Unless it's the chili one—then get that bad boy out of the way.
This question is not fair to chocolate. The world view has already been established that there is no Order when it comes to chocolate. 😊
However, there is definitely an Order when it comes to Quality Street but that issue has nothing to do with chocolate. (Quality Street is overrated IMHO). 🍫🍫🍫